19th September, 2014


"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual 

(Source: helianthi)

(via Hairy Pits & Cherry Tits)

19th September, 2014

Do You Remember the First Time?



You say you’ve got to go home
Well at least there’s someone there that you can talk to
And you never have to face up to the night on your own
Jesus, it must be great to be straight

(via Teenage Wildlife)